上里的广告堪稱讓人眼前一明。細細讀來,您一定會忍俊不禁。
消聲器告白1. Outside amufflershop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
一傢消聲器店中:"基础不用預定,我們聽到你來了!"
酒館廣告2. Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
酒店門中:“幫幫脚!我們缺少常住小酒館的人。”
3. On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
接待室的桌上:“三個一輪!我們要絕不留情天趕走第三個傾銷員!注:第兩個剛分開。”
獸醫候診室心號4. In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!"
獸醫的候診室:“稍候5分鍾。趴下,別動!”
電氣公司口號5. At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be."
正正在電氣公司:“若是你收往鈔票,偺們會很高兴;如果你不支,便會被斷電。”
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